February 2012
Reblog if you know an Asian guy named Kevin.
When you drink water and there's a little black... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
imawhorecrux:
in a surprising turn of events, maury is actually the father
i always wondered how a mouse manages to make... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.
Reblog if your URL doesn't have the word...
blackbookbricks:
kissmycigarettes:
cuz we some classy mother fuckers.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Yes it IS actually that simple.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
age 15: i want a boyfriend age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding age 40: pls im desperate age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon age 60: its not funny guys age 70: guys
