December 2011
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside
Am I the only one whos never seen a pizza delivery... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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January 1 1936
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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